Yeah, I was a lumbering load of lard all right. And the day they made me buy 2 airline seats made me so furious, I made up my mind to DO something!
Now I could fit into all the sexy clothes I wanted! Except there was this one little problem…or should I say one BIG, ugly, problem…
You know the kind of place I mean…you walk in and the scent of hundreds of heavenly honeysuckle, fragrant freesia, and other exotic essences hits you.
And while you’re busy being dazzled by the delightful scents and soft sounds of elegant music playing, the sales lady slides up beside you and starts sweet-talking you…
Long story short, I walked out with $806.50 worth of expertly-concocted emollients, luscious lotions, and marvelous-sounding moisturizers. (Took my credit card months to get over it!)
After a week of rubbing in creams and massaging in lotions priced roughly the same as gold…nothing happened.
That sales lady wasn’t so sweet anymore…she pointed to a sign that said, "All Sales Final," and turned her back on me to try to sell to some other poor desperate soul.
I went home and calmed down, and realized that people have been giving birth and losing weight for thousands of years…which meant that there HAD to be natural, easy ways to get rid of stretch marks.
I found real, proven, time-tested methods for quickly and easily getting rid of stretch marks once and for all, in complete privacy.
I was skeptical, of course, so I tried them out—and hang onto your hat, because most of them actually WORKED… Read more…
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